Burlesque

Take Coyote Ugly, add a little more sass and a little less sense and you’ve got Burlesque. I’ll admit, I wasn’t looking forward to this movie. On first impressions, it seemed like a derivative mess of clichéd plot points and mediocre musical numbers. On my last impression, it IS a derivative mess of clichéd plot points and mediocre musical numbers. It isn’t a bad movie, it’s just painfully manufactured. Aside from Stanley Tucci and two decent songs, there’s nothing going for it. The only real impressive thing about Burlesque is Cher’s ability to move without applying oil to her limbs.

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