A German scientist kidnaps two dumb white bitches and some Asian dude in order to create a human centipede, a crawling tri-person sewn together from mouth to anus. That’s the pitch. Sure, it’s a disturbingly fresh concept for a horror movie given today’s increasingly desensitised audiences. However, that’s all The Human Centipede amounts to: a concept; one which these “filmmakers” stretch out for 90 pitiful minutes. Perhaps you can forgive horrendous acting or terrible dialog (“Shit! I have to shit!”), but I will never forgive it for being one thing: boring. The Human Centipede can eat shit and die. Literally.
A TRIPLE WAD OF SHIT!
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