Stallone assembles an action-star roster of has-beens and still-ares to pay a 100 minute homage to 1980s action films. This is indeed Sex and the City for dudes, with the film being equal to the sum of its faulty parts. The plot has more holes in it than a machine-gunned Columbian. The script would be laughable if it wasn’t so painfully unfunny. But perhaps worst of all, it’s dull. If your movie makes me yawn during an explosion, you messed up. Some hilariously fun over-the-top set pieces prevent this from being a Schwarzenegger-sized shit-fest, but it comes pretty damn close.YEAH... NAH...
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